If you have a problem, fix it. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing. - Ernest Hemingway
Friday, 16 December 2022
Amma >>>
Tuesday, 1 November 2022
My Second Day at the Bharat Jodo Yatra
There was a damp breeze under an overcast sky when our march began from outside Ballari at 6:30. Our destination was the village of Moka, near the Karnataka-Andhra Pradesh border. The distance between Ballari and Moka is 19 kilometres. From Santiniketan, where I did college, the district town Suri is 19 kilometres away. I never dreamed of walking the distance. What was unthinkable at the age of 17 is doable at 71. That is the magic of social uprisings.
As I walked, I heard Hindi, Malayalam, Telugu, Kannada, Punjabi, Haryanvi, and an Indian language I could not identify. Among the diverse men and women were qualified professionals, working people, peasants, teachers, and students. That is, people from both urban and rural India, and of all ages. There were lots of young men. In our group of Swaraj India volunteers, two men in their twenties, Suheil and Arunoday were the principal coordinators.
This picture shows Vinayak Rao Patil and Ganesh. Eighty-one-year-old Vinayak Rao from Maharashtra (Latur) would be one of the oldest civil society activists still walking the path of inqilab in India. He was with the Congress, and later, with Anna Hazare movement, and AAP in its initial phase. Many a time his dreams have been shattered, but he keeps on, undaunted. Ganesh, 21, is a student from Mangalore who supports Congress. He has taken a train to join the yatra at his own initiative. The yatra has brought together Vinayak and Ganesh.
Virendra Bagodia is a political worker who was jailed multiple times for his firebrand activism. He is a landless peasant from Haryana whose son is an engineer, and daughter, and MA. Bagodia ji carries the tallest national flag in the yatra, a flag post is so tall that he has to be careful not to touch an overhead electric wire. Mahendra Yadav, who is with me on a selfie, is from Gazipur, UP. Mahendra ji has literally “do bigha jamin”. Both Bagodia and Mahendra, who are in their sixties, are walking 3,500 kilometres from Kanyakumari to Kashmir. They have been with Swaraj India, the political party led by Yogendra Yadav for many years. Neither has much formal education, but when we talked politics, I was amazed to see how well-informed they are and the clarity of their views.
Virendra from Haryana, Naushin from Kolkata, and Mahendra from Gazipur U.P. |
Mahendra Yadav and me |
On both days, I saw local people coming out of their homes to greet the yatris. Waiting for hours to meet Rahul Gandhi. Their goodwill for the yatra and its leader was palpable. They waved at us, smiled at us. It was a new experience to observe such goodwill from people I had never met, nor I ever will.
Waiting to see Rahul Gandhi |
As I gradually fell behind, a local person stopped his motor bike and offer me lift. We didn’t have the bond of a common language, but the bond of Indianness was enough. I didn’t have the heart to say No to him, but I didn’t wish to cheat either. So, I got off after about 500 metres.
On the way, I came across a temporary shed from where villagers were distributing apples, water bottles, tender coconuts etc. to the yatris. I stopped and checked with two men in the kiosk separately. Who organized all this? Congress? The answer was an emphatic “No!” from both. They said villagers had joined together to give some relief to the yatris. When I pointed out at the Congress banner behind, one of them said it was a gift from the local Congress unit. I am inclined to believe them because if a Congress leader had organised it, there would have been large flex banners with the man's portrait announcing his generosity.
Does the spontaneous expression of love say something?
Why Bharat Jodo?
Why did I, a person with no political affiliation except for a strong desire to reclaim a liberal democracy join the yatra? In the following lines, I will try to answer myself
Over the last eight years, a poison has taken hold of a lot of Indian Hindus. They believe that Muslims, who are 14% of the population, will somehow destroy the Hindus who are 80%. This is their core belief: Hindu khatre mein hai. Therefore, for their safety, they must pin down the Muslims now. This silly fiction—which has no evidentiary support—has divided India down the middle. It has also divided families and friends.
On one side of the divide are the people who believe they are in danger (the 37.36% of the electorate who voted for BJP in 2019, they are often upper caste Hindus). The group has been created and led by an efficient RSS-BJP machinery.
On the other side of the line are Hindus who do not buy the “Hindus-are-in-danger” rubbish, along with Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, Parsis, plus everyone else. The latter have no formal organization / leadership. After every government misadventure like demonetization, or CAA-NRC, or the Farm Bills, the second group protests. They also hope that as their agitations gain momentum, the opposition parties, who have not seriously challenged BJP-RSS, will defeat BJP through the ballot box.
It will not happen.
Because of the poison I mentioned. The people who support the present regime see the economy tanking, they have seen dead bodies floating in the Ganga during the COVID pandemic, their nephew or niece may be unemployed for years, yet their faith in BJP is unflinching because they think only that party can “save” them from Muslims. Psychologists like Daniel Goleman say when your mind is in the grip of hatred and anger against someone, you cannot think straight. Your baser caveman instincts take hold of you. This, roughly, is the state of mind of the people who abuse Muslims day in and day out. In that state of mind, it is possible for women to garland a gang of criminals who serially raped a pregnant woman, smashed the body of her three-year-old daughter, and murdered her 14 family members for no reason other than hatred against Muslims.
If we wish to regain our secular India, we must detoxify those people. But we can achieve little by arguing with them. What we need today is affirmative action to bring people together, to spread love.
Democracy is not self-executing. We must make it work, particularly at a time when the forces of hatred, divisiveness, and violence have taken root in our country. Bharat Jodo Yatra is an attempt to precisely do that. <>
Friday, 21 October 2022
Bharat Jodo Yatra (BJY)—My first day
Last evening in about eight hours, we covered the distance of 311 kilometres from Bangaluru to Ballari, a mining town in western Karnataka that was earlier spelt as Bellary. The motley crowd of six yatris consisted of an exceedingly soft-spoken activist politician, an environmental activist and author, a tailor who's doing MA, an engineer, a young college prof, and me. Regarding the age profile, we were between in early twenties and early seventies. The six of us, who speak four different languages at home, have come to join the Bharat Jodo Yatra. As you might have guessed, a tiny bit of jodoing has already happened!
It was 10:30 PM when we reached the KRS Function Hall at one end of the town, our camp for the night Throughout South India, we have marriage / function halls which usually have three main sections: a big hall with a stage on one end, an equally big dining hall plus kitchen, and some bedrooms for people who would stay overnight. The main hall often seats 1000 or more people.
As we walked in, we found an empty ornate sofa on the stage at the far end of the main hall. More than 200 basic beds had been spread on the stage and the floor: cotton mattresses covered with garish bedsheets with designs in all the colours the human eye can see. Columns of plastic chairs were piled in a corner. At one end—somewhat unexpectedly—a large man in a dark T-shirt sat hunched before an equally large 24-inch computer screen, engrossed in work. Enormous fans fitted outside at the ground level blew in air through a grille. Although it was past 10:30, the lights were on. Few had slept. They were the yatris of the Bharat Jodo Yatra, the political Kumbh of our time. The men and women would have walked at least 30 kilometres during the day.The adjacent dining hall had been divided into two parts. Half of it contained a similar array of beds, and the other half, two long rows of narrow dining tables covered with aluminium sheets. We quickly joined the few men and women who were eating. The simple vegetarian meal was piping hot and excellent.
As the halls had been full, we got a small room on the fourth floor. There were five of us in the two-bed airconditioned room with three beds on the floor. Enormously comfortable.
The breakfast that I had next morning at 5:10 consisted of steaming upma, chatni, and kesar bath. A tall gentleman, who was possibly from the management of the function hall, was supervising the operations; he made us feel we were his personal guests. I silently saluted the famous Kannadiga hospitality and also, the Congress Party, which is organising the yatra.
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Inqilabs, that is, revolutions, are “the locomotives of history,” said Karl Marx. According to his most well-known follower Lenin, “Revolutions are the festivals of the oppressed and the exploited.” Nobody knows if the Bharat Jodo Yatra will turn into the locomotive that will ferry us from the present-day dystopia back to a civilised India, but when we were ferried in a van to the starting point of today’s yatra in the tenebrous light before sunrise, I did think I was witnessing a festival of the masses.The absolute exhilaration among people was to be seen to be believed. At the beginning of the long procession, local artistes in ceremonial attires—many of them wearing huge masks—presented a pageantry with the accompaniment of drums. They were followed by Congress Seva Dal Volunteers in white. Then came groups of yatris raising slogans. The slogans were surprisingly creative and nonviolent, like, Jodisi jodisi, Bharata jodisi in Kannada (Join, join, join India), or in Hindi: Hum Bhagat Singh ke diwane hai, hum nahi rukhne walle hai (We love Bhagat Singh, we aren't going to give up!) There were NO murdabads, hai hais, or down-downs.
Except for the Seva Dal volunteers and the performing artistes, the rest of the participants didn’t form two neat columns, as if to highlight that their participation was spontaneous, voluntary, and free from regimentation. A festival, in short.My friends Kamlendra Pratap and Jeevan had warned me that when Rahul Gandhi arrived, he would be accompanied by a flood that would throw away anything in their path. The flood arrived soon.
Rahul Gandhi, who walks really fast, sets the pace and the rest of the people walk / run with him. He has his security men in black safari suits around him and then an outer ring of close associates and registered yatris. Around all of them, state policemen in khaki made a moving cordon with a thick yellow rope and walked along. The mobile yellow ring was the nucleus of the yatra. Beside, in front of, and behind it, there were thousands more walking cheerfully, shouting slogans.
Can you see Rahul Gandhi? If you can, you'll know how much risk he is taking. |
Many of them were local people and curious onlookers. They were keen to get a good glimpse and maybe, a picture of Rahul Gandhi. Some went into the ring and close to Rahul Gandhi after getting a nod from the people in charge of security. Rahul smiled, shook hands, and spoke with each one of them, as people took selfies. But most of his fans were not so fortunate. They would walk as close to the yellow cordon as possible, and try go ahead of Rahul Gandhi to get a good look.
As soon as the cordon approached where I was, a deluge of people threw me away from the road. And once the deluge went past, Jeevan and I fell back and followed the yatra at a relaxed pace, lending our voices to whoever was leading the slogan near us.
I got a strong feeling that the yatris aren't going to give up even after the yatra ends. <>
15 October 2022
Wednesday, 19 October 2022
Bharat Jodo Yatra (BJY)—Day Zero
On the way to Bellary with a group of wonderful people. To walk in the Bharat Jodo Yatra.
My participation will mean little to the Yatra, but the yatra should make a world of difference to me. The picture below has been sent by a friend. It is a picture of the Yatra today somewhere in the remote Chitradurga District of Karnataka.
Let the mainstream media ignore, let the ruling dispensation and their cohorts try to mass-produce hatred, Bharat is joining herself … and erasing ugly lines that have been dividing her children in the recent past.
Love spreads, quietly, but unquestionably, just as the sapling grows in front of your eyes but without you noticing it. Away from TV studios and troll factories.
Watch this space for updates.
14 October 2022Thursday, 15 September 2022
Little boy with a young mother in burqa
Little boy with a young mother in burqa,
Please look at me, I want to talk to you.
You see, I’d be older
than your grandpa—
Long ago, my eyes too had
wonder
Just like yours, but
That’s not what I
wanted to tell you.
Old men often lose
their way,
You’ll soon find out.
I wanted to tell you that
when I saw you,
A vague, overpowering
fear gripped me
As I tried to see you ten
years into the future.
Will you be in a school
that teaches you
To love every human
And hate nothing, except
Selfishness, violence,
and blind faith?
Will you be in a school
That teaches you to
question
What everyone believes
is true?
A school where you’ll
learn
That humans, whales,
and butterflies
Are all made of atoms,
In fact, particles
even tinier
That might have been
parts
Of stars and galaxies
once?
That you and I are no
different from
Moondust or the fiery
sun?
That is a brief
summary of human knowledge,
But please don’t take
my words for it.
Read, think, and find
out.
Fifteen years into the
future,
Will you be in a
college
Where fools won’t try
to teach you
About borders, barbed
wires,
And why you must build
walls?
Fifteen years down the
road,
Will you have lots of
friends,
And maybe, a
girlfriend too,
Whose religions or
kinships won’t matter
In the relationships
you make?
Will you grow up to
live
In a middleclass
mohalla where
Narayanans, Kalams,
Mukherjees, and Murmus
Live side by side? And
no college
Bars entry to your
sister
Because of what she
chooses to wear
On her head? Or maybe,
she will
Choose not to cover
her head?
Little boy with a
young mother in hijab,
A vague, overpowering
fear gripped me
When I looked into the
future
And tried to find you.
In your journey through
the years
Will you rediscover the
land
Where your grandpa and
I lived
Long, long ago?
It was
A highly flawed place
even then,
But those days, hatred
wasn’t state policy,
And nobody had to wear
An invisible yellow
badge on their chest.
Krishnagiri, Tamil Nadu
15 September 2022
Tuesday, 6 September 2022
Swapan Sarkar >>>
Goodbye Swapan-da, my friend for over fifty years.
I haven’t met anyone who was more handsome than you. If I had been a woman (or gay), I could have easily fallen in love with you.
Neither have I met many people who have such intense passion for life.
We hadn’t met over the last five years. I missed you then. I miss you now. I will keep missing you.
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Swapan Sarkar, who lived in Bolpur and Kolkata, set up a small-scale industry, Fresseynet Prefabs*, on (I think) a two-acre plot of barren land at a distant corner of West Bengal in 1974-75. The factory manufactures prestressed concrete poles and concrete pipes.
He was a charming young man of our generation from a small town with ordinary college education, a few thousand rupees in his pocket, and NO godfather anywhere. Yet, he dreamed of setting up an industry in the moribund economy of West Bengal. He would go on to fulfil his dream.
Although he came from one of the most illustrious families of the district, I have just come to know from an obituary written by Bharatjyoti Roychowdhury that his father Narayandas Sarkar had been a communist who used to sell Marxist literature on trains. So, it would be reasonable to say that Swapan-da didn't get any worldly wealth from his old man. His mother had passed long ago. Swapan Sarkar was a self-made man who had to make do without father’s support or mother’s love and nurturing. (Although he and I spent hundreds of hours together and talked about everything under the sky, he never mentioned his parents to me even once.) Incidentally, like his father, he too was a communist in his youth which showed—if Bernard Shaw is to be believed—he had a heart. After leaving the Communist Party of India (Marxist), he joined a group of communist revolutionaries. And that brought us together.
I saw him from close quarters when, in 1973-74, he was trying to find his way in the killing mazes of government offices and banks to secure the necessary permits and funds to set up Fresseynet Prefabs. His grit and self-confidence were to be seen to be believed. (*If you are stumped by the name of his firm, Eugène Freyssinet was a French engineer who invented the technology of prestressed concrete, a process that uses much smaller quantity of steel to give equal or more strength compared to conventional concrete.)
His passion for new technology wouldn’t ebb. Much later, he would set up a factory that manufacture bricks from fly ash, something that thermal power plants produce in thousands of tonnes and is a perennial environmental problem around thermal plants. It was possibly the first such unit in Bengal.
Swapan-da went to China several times before importing the brick-manufacturing plant. Generally, he was fond of travelling and went to lots of places including to Siberia on the trans-Siberian train. One of his trips was to Venice when the (only) film produced by him (PAAR, directed by Gautam Ghose with Shabana Azmi and Nasiruddin Shah) was shown at the Venice Film Festival. Incidentally, Swapan-da’s finances bottomed out by making the film.
Just as time couldn’t wither Cleopatra’s beauty, it could do little to Swapan Sarkar’s handsomeness. Neither could wealth change his persona. He remained the same person, his warmth and wit undiminished. Always ready to share a drink till late into the night as a quiet music filled the background. (He was someone who frequently changed his caller tune with beautiful clips of Rabindrasangeet or Bengali folk songs.) The only difference that I saw in him over the years was that his circle of friends expanded manifold. He could make friends easily. Till the very end, he was filled with what the French call joie de vivre.
On 29 August, some of us old friends were to meet Swapan-da and his second wife Nasreen at a common friend’s place. As I hadn’t met Nasreen, I was looking forward to the meeting for two good reasons. But they couldn’t come as Swapan-da’s condition turned for the worse.
Swapan Sarkar passed away in his sleep two days later, in the early morning of 1 September 2022.
Bengaluru 05
September 2022
Tuesday, 23 August 2022
History however, is ruthless
West Bengal is at the cusp of a change. Ms Mamata Banerjee and her party have failed the people who pinned their hope on her as opposed to the brutal rule of the aging Left on the one side and the hatemongering BJP on the other. If the news and social media show us the writings on the wall, in 2026, a new government will come to power in Bengal. At least should!
We must try to understand what has been happening in Bengal. Here is an article by a leading public intellectual who has held his head high through the murky currents of Bengal politics, Kaushik Sen. The original was published in Ananda Bazar Patrika on 3 August 2022.
Translated into English by Kaushik Chatterjee
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A convention was held on the 2nd floor of Calcutta Information Centre in 1990. It was organised by the Left Front Government. All the intellectuals of the times had converged there. The then Information Minister, Shri Buddhadev Bhattacharya, was also present. It was necessary to convene such a meeting at a time, when, thanks to a few serial events that rocked West Bengal, the credibility of the Left Front Govt had been considerably shaken in the perception of the people at large. It is now on records, that, quite surprisingly, all the intellectuals present on that day, barring a few exceptions, strongly and concertedly denied any sense of frustration or misgivings majorly troubling the society; rather, they felt, it was after all, the product of an orchestrated anti-left propaganda, of the vanquished crying hoarse or even that of a bourgeois mentality gone paranoid. We come to know that, among others, even Utpal Dutta, with a clear voice and firm conviction, held on to the ground of the majority.
The poet Sankha Ghose
was also present in that meeting. He read out from a small chit of paper.
Everyone must have listened to him carefully but didn’t quite feel the urge to
dwell upon the deeper anxieties voiced by the poet seriously enough.
The enthusiastic
readers can easily retrieve the exact contents of the page from where the poet
had read aloud in that intellectual-studded convention, organised by the Left
Front Government on 11th September, 1990. All I can say is that all
those grim forewarnings which the poet had prophesied in his pithy but insightful
write, were the subject of intense discourse and deliberation, following the
electoral eclipse of the Left Front Government in 2011—disconnect with the masses,
induction within the party of persons of dubious credentials, corruption,
criminalisation, etc. The seeds of decay were all there for the people to take
note of. But a large majority of them couldn’t or didn’t quite like to.
I am pretty sure if
one goes through its contents today, there wouldn’t be any line of distinction
between the parties that have been in governance in Bengal. You could easily
swap the label of ‘Left Front Government’ with that of ‘TMC Government’ in that
piece of paper. The issues of ‘dangerous laxity or irresponsiveness’, which the
poet highlighted then, to have led to a series of ignominious incidents thereafter,
were no accidents or conspiracies. They were not then and are not now either.
It would be
impossible for the reigning TMC government of West Bengal to write off the
instance of naked corruption and embezzlement of funds which has recently come
to light, as a non-event or even treat it as conspiratorial. It is not possible
for one Partha Chatterjee to commit such a ghastly crime single-handedly. The
tentacles of the evil are enmeshed within the nooks and corners of the
organisation itself.
The month of July of
2022 will either be remembered or consigned to one of the most inglorious
episodes of the socio-political-economic history of West Bengal. The relentless
agitation of those aspiring for the teaching posts of Classes IX to XII for more than 500 odd days now, shall too be
etched in the pages of history. A whole new set of questions and agitational
dynamics would be scripted on the tales of dogged defiance they showed amidst sufferance
of so much deprivation and misery. It is time we understood how this heinous
crime had affected us all, beyond those who have been directly harmed by it.
While complementing the perfectly professional and thoroughbred role performed
by the Officers of Enforcement Directorate (ED) in unearthing crores of rupees from
the different flats of the accused, it may be a sobering reminder at this
stage, that barring, of course, the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), none of the
mainstream political parties of India are currently breathing free, thanks to
the extraordinary clout and sweeping powers commanded by ED. The recent Supreme
Court rulings may also add on the anxieties of the principal opposition parties
in this regard, for everyone knows how
BJP can effectively weaponise the ED in bringing the entire Opposition to an
uneasy standstill. And it is in this context, that the TMC, through this murky
Partha Chatterjee episode, had significantly blunted the anti-BJP,
ultra-Hindutwa campaign being taken up at the national stage. The recent events
have only helped the party in power to get a firmer political foothold in the
map of India; the same party, which operating through the smokescreen of
whataboutery and subterfuge, has no qualms in defying the constitutional norms,
openly threatening to decimate the minority community with bulldozing of their
home and property, through a process of selective targeting.
‘No Vote to BJP’ was the
key slogan rallying which most of us openly mobilised ourselves in the last
Assembly Elections. Without casting any disrespect on the TMC leadership or
their foot soldiers who made a robust electoral show in the last Assembly
elections, it may be averred that this inglorious event in the Bengal political
chapter is a frontal betrayal of whatever bit of resistance that the apolitical
segment of the societal space was trying to organise, in its own way, against
the destructive and totalitarian regime of the BJP.
It is to be noted
that TMC had cast their chessboard very astutely and expediently, both within
the realm of the Parliamentary politics and outside of it, after a thorough
calculation of their political payoffs. They had welcomed with open arms all of
those discredited and defeated BJP leaders who had spewed communal venom. It is
true that the issue of admittance or otherwise of any persons within a political
formation is well within the prerogative of concerned political entity; and yet
the 2021 Assembly elections in Bengal assumed a different dimension altogether.
Most of us didn’t quite perceive it as a mere allocation of seats among
different political dispensations. A large section of the citizenry, casting
off the colours of political partisanship, had come out in the open and had in
their own way, scripted verses, play-acted, composed songs, made intense
parleys in both urban and rural locales, unitedly against a dominant political
ideology which loved spewing communal hatred. The corruption that has come to
the fore is a frontal assault on the generous faith that inspired such a great
endeavour. Mere expulsion of Partha
Chatterjee cannot absolve the party of its moral responsibility.
People in this
country now flaunt their masculinity in openly valorising Nathuram Godse. In
the current year, in the ‘International Press Freedom index’, India is placed
among the trailing 30 countries among the 180 contesting nations. The Modi Government
had appropriated every means possible to curtail media and press freedom. Even
more than its political contenders, the Bharatiya Janata Party seems to be
deeply wary of the enlightened citizenry. Most of the alternate political
dispensations are in a pitiable shape at this stage... some are suffering from
organisational weaknesses, others are rudderless in absence of a decisive
leadership, some have turned maniacal in the rush for political power and the rest
of them, which raised a semblance of hope in the initial days, are so deeply
mired in corruption, that unless some ground-breaking, far-reaching changes are
made, it would indeed be difficult to believe that that they would be able to sustain
a formidable and credible challenge against the communal forces.
In the realms of parliamentary democracy, it is the underlying urge of every political order worth its name to cling to power as long as possible. The TMC had scripted massive triumphs in the last three Assembly elections. And yet, in the last few elections, be they the assembly/parliamentary by-elections, Panchayat or the municipal, its relentless efforts to keep its political adversaries in check through an open display of muscle power, had raised serious misgivings and sent shivers down the line. And we have the well entrenched memories of how, thanks to the courageous and formidable resistance shown by the current Chief Minister, the entire political architecture of the Left Front and the CPI(M) came crashing from the height of its political brazenness to a nadir of nothingness. No political dispensation has been able to sustain itself in the long run merely scoring on its numerical strength. If the people lose faith, no material or muscular power can ever redeem a political party. TMC too is no exception. History always has a tough call to take. <>
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You can
read the original Bangla article here:
https://mepaper.anandabazar.com/imageview_64859_5412792_4_71_03-08-2022_4_i_1_sf.html
Thursday, 11 August 2022
A memorable journey
[I am sure that in school, you wrote an essay on this topic. I did, more than once. Here is the last piece that I will ever write under the heading]
One of my most memorable journeys has happened just today. No, I didn’t go to see the sun rising on the Kanchenjunga, nor did I see any canyon, nor the Taj. I didn’t even drive through a quiet countryside in the mysterious twilight. I just took a flight from Kolkata and came to our second home in Bengaluru.
Let me begin at the beginning. If you you’ve caught a flight at the Kolkata airport recently, you would know that their trolleys are physically challenged. So the first stroke of good luck was that I got one that had all the four wheels.
As I was at the tail of a long queue for checking in, a young girl who was womanning the farthest of the Jet Airways counters—who no one seemed to have noticed—came out from behind her desk and asked me and a few others behind me to move to her counter. She didn’t have to. I felt she was not just doing a job in the service sector, she was actually serving people. If all the employees like her in airlines to banks to post-offices believed that they were in the business of service, life would be so much better! It is a shame that I didn’t read her name tag.
There was no queue for security check, and unlike a few other times, I didn’t forget to collect my laptop on the other side. I bought a handful of magazines and newspapers and settled down in a comfortable chair near my departure gate. As I was debating with myself whether I should buy a coffee for a hundred bucks, I was stunned!
Deepika Padukone walked in casually pulling a leather trolley-bag and went past me. She was in a striped top, black jeans, with a light blue jacket casually thrown around her shoulders. She exuded charm and confidence, in fact, an aura of beauty, just as we have seen her on screen. She was being looked at from 360 degree around! As I watched her carefully and tried my best to look disinterested while my 65-year-old heart trembled, I felt something must have been wrong. Dipika Padukone wasn’t expected to take an all-economy flight with ordinary mortals like yours truly.
Slowly, the penny dropped. She was actually not the diva. But she could have been Deepika’s twin sister lost in a fairground. Rarely do you come across two people so uncannily identical.
After boarding the airplane, I took an aisle seat and forgot Dipika as I watched the Bengali mom seating next to me combing her twelve-year old son’s hair with the undivided attention of a neurosurgeon during brain surgery. As she was going through the procedure, she loudly complained that the boy hadn’t even learned to comb his hair. (How on earth would he, with such a loving mother? No wonder lots of Bong boys never grow up. They move from under their mother’s wings to their wife’s and thereafter, the two women fight over their possession till the cows come home.) And then Deepika Padukone boarded the aircraft!
She walked straight towards me and smiled, ‘Sir, I think you are in my seat.’ I had noticed that my seat number was 16 D, but somehow, it had become 14 D in my pickled brain. I always mix up numbers and dates and names and faces—my students have some entertainment on the side as I often call Bipasha Vishakha and Jagtaar, Jagdeep. Anyway, for a change, I thanked my dysfunctional memory as I got to get a ten-million-dollar smile thanks to it. The flight took off before time.
The food was good. Jet Airways goes out of its way to cater to food preferences of their finicky customers. Besides the usual veg and non-veg fare, they had low-fat, gluten-free, and Jain meals. And the two stewards, Subhashish and Saif who served us were exceedingly polite and helpful, like their colleague at the check-in counter.
It is common knowledge that the quality of service is inversely proportional to the size of an organisation. Of all the airlines I have flown, British Airways perhaps has the snootiest air-hostesses. At home, Indigo was super when they started. But as the airline grew bigger, the smile on the faces of their employees became shorter and shorter, until it vanished completely. Anyway, coming back to today, during the flight, Saif and Subhashish continuously moved up and down the aisle, bringing a paper to someone, a coke to another and so on, with a professional but genuine smile pasted on their faces all the time. And the pleasant experience didn’t end there.
My bag was the first to come out on the conveyor belt. And as is usual at the Bengaluru Airport, I got a taxi without immediately. But the icing on the cake was the unjammed roads – I covered the distance of forty kilometres in an hour, something that you usually do in your dreams in Bengaluru.
My stars chose to shine brightly on me today. I ought to have bought a lottery ticket after reaching home.
Bengaluru / Tuesday, 08 August 2016
Friday, 22 July 2022
A carnival of music
Bengaluru / 22 July 2022
Friday, 17 June 2022
From ONE RANK, ONE PENSION to NO RANK, NO PENSION
A friend of mine who I respect a lot has written on Facebook: “I think the Agneepath recruitment scheme is excellent. One retires young with about 12 lakhs in his/her bank account. At 25 the retired Agniveer remains eligible for a wide range of jobs.”
For those unfamiliar with the beautifully named scheme, Agnipath is a plan is to recruit men between 17 ½ and 21 years in the armed forces. The recruits, called Agniveers, will be a distinct rank, different from all other existing military ranks. So far so good, but the catch is they will serve for 4 years and no more, although 25% of them will get the opportunity to join the regular forces. After drawing a fixed salary for 4 years, they will go home with Rupees 11.71 lakhs. No gratuity, no pension.
Moving back to my friend’s post, I do not know if he has lost his mind or is being deliberately provocative. His opinion is grossly untenable for the following reasons:
(1) The 25-year-old will be ready for jobs, as my friend says, but jobs won’t be ready for him, particularly in the current economic scenario.
(2) Hand over 11-12 lakhs in cash to 10 twenty-five-year-olds, 9 of them will either blow it away in months or invest in assets like a house, which unfortunately cannot be eaten. People with much better experience with managing funds find it tough to manage a corpus to yield enough for their monthly expenses, particularly when interest rates are falling steadily. Ask any retired person except the blessed government pensioners, you know how the cookie crumbles. Do you seriously expect a moderately educated 25-year–old with natural cravings for the good things in life—fast bikes and fancy clothes, not to mention wine and women—learn to invest astutely or begin a successful business in a decaying economy? You must be kidding!
(3) The Agnipath scheme is also called “Tour of Duty.” Does it allow us a Freudian peep into the minds of the Gujju idiots who consider the army a “tour”? Last night, I was hearing a retired Colonel’s opinion that the Indian Army needs 5 to 6 years to make a jawan battle-ready. Therefore, this bizarre four-year “tour” will not only make the armed forces weaker, it will also destroy the ironclad discipline and efficiency of the Indian army, which is one of the finest in the world. The traditions and discipline built over centuries of blood and sweat will be destroyed in a stroke of a failing government which doesn’t have money to pay pension. But has money for projects like the Bullet Train, the tallest statue in the world, PM’s fancy residence, and a subway for him to drive to office, and so on.
(4) When they are out of the army, how will these unemployed young men with incomplete military training (and discipline) be used by a religious fascist government? Will the Brown / Black Shirts from Europe in the 1930s come back? I don’t see any other way to deploy them given the shrinking economy, ever decreasing job opportunities, and our relentless journey on the fascist path.
(5) According to Yogendra Yadav, a rare politician who talks sense, the vacancies in the army at the jawan’s level was 16,500 eight years ago, but now it has ballooned up to 97,000. So, the government that blabbers ceaselessly on national security has neglected what matters most.
(6) Yogendra Yadav also said Punjab, Haryana, Rajasthan, Bihar and a few other states with a martial tradition contribute a large percentage to our armed forces. Personally, I have seen, many from Kerala and Tamil Nadu join the army. However, unlike them, the North Indian states have little job opportunities outside the army. Therefore, from the teenage, boys there work hard, exercise, run miles and miles to prepare for the military. The new scheme has also made recruitment uniform all over India. Therefore, if a Haryanvi youth could look at say, 1000 vacancies in the past, now will find much fewer, perhaps 250. We can understand why young people have burst in anger in North India. And why young men are committing suicide.
I do hope there won’t be another suicide and the
protests will be peaceful. Neither will another train be burned or any other
property destroyed.
Finally, this is the latest of a number of disastrous steps taken by the current government which began with demonetization. Hopefully, this will be the last and one hopes the government will have the wisdom to shelve the bizarre plan immediately.
PS: I have copied the caption of the story from Facebook. I will acknowledge the author as soon as I see the post again.
17 June 2022
Friday, 6 May 2022
California Diary 1: From Pacifica to Morro Bay
As we drove, landforms on our left kept changing every 20 miles or so: from rugged mountains to dark forests, to open land with millions of flowers blooming in the spring, to huge tracts of agricultural land on the slopes of hills on which cows were grazing. If you have found the previous sentence little heavy and difficult to follow, then I have been able to convey what I had felt during the journey. It was a bit too much of captivating sights! I have had similar feeling in large art museums. After a few hours, the brain refuses to absorb anymore.
We began at a place called Pacifica, a picture of which you see above, and ended at Morro Bay. The unvaried sea and the widely varying landscape were punctuated with quaint little towns that were straight from Western movies. Let me digress for a moment here. My Oxford dictionary defines the word “city” as “a large town”. Americans however apparently call every human settlement a city. For example, Carmel-by-the-Sea or simply Carmel, is a city with an area of 2.75 kilometre and a population of 3,220! I will come back to this place in the course of this travelogue. The cities on the way that were somewhat bigger were Salinas (population 163,000) and Monterey (30,000). Incidentally, the American author John Steinbeck was born in Salinas and Monterey has a named after one of his novels, The Cannery Row.
I guess the introduction has been long enough! Let’s see some pictures.
Wild flowers on the way |
The Pacific Ocean seen from the Pigeon Point Lighthouse. The lighthouse, built in 1871, is one of the two tallest lighthouses on the west coast of North America and is still functional.
What
you see below are not dead fish. They are female and young elephant seals.
Ninety miles south of Monterey, we
came across the stretch where 25,000 elephant seals come and relax during
different times of the year. The place is called Piedras Blancas Rookery,
rookery being the term for the breeding ground for sea mammals.
Our hotel was away from the beach. It was a quiet place in the lap of nature. Nishaant is carrying a crutch as he broke his leg while playing a few weeks ago.
The Riverside Inn is beside a river which was narrower than the sign you see in the picture below.
This is how the place looked next morning.